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Obi-Wan's vacation was a bitch.

This is bearded John, taken some time in late 2000. I think I was going for the Ted Kacsynski look, but ended up more like Abraham Lincoln.

Damn that Unabomer.

Superman was just never the same after his encounter with the horrible "fat kryptonite."

Here I am, five minutes later, looking like a retarded Italian.

Moe, Curly, Larry: the Early Years

This is myself, Andy "Arabian Goggles" Schreur, and Shane "World's Best Grandma" Kindley. Shane is high in this picture. It's true, it's true.